”There is not enough cyanide in this water.”
virology lecture
- Rachel: It's like someone made these viral proteins
- Me: like Jesus came and personally blessed HIV
- Rachel: No...
- Me: well that's where this conversation was headed.
- We don't sit next to each other anymore.
87 times. I just lost respect for myself.
I’m normal, I swear.
Spring 2012
My last semester of undergrad: Endocrinology (waitlisted), Virology, Immunology, Biology Seminar, Creative writing, and Human sexuality
Oh THANK GOD. I can put away my mourning head dress and veil now.
My new years resolution should have been to develop an eating disorder.
being a fake catholic is so hard guys
so jealous
Rich the Racist everyone.
Unfortunately, you can’t auto-correct stupidity.
Unlike Sherlock, there is no mystery that Piers Morgan is a piece of shit. You can have him back, but we’ll keep Sherlock.
- Couple: We're both Virgo's that's why we get along so well.
- Me: Oh, so you're both retarded.
That is all.
