February 2012
27 posts
Feb 27th
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you’d think e-books would be much cheaper but they’re not.
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Everybody shut the fuck up about everything because Dame Judi Dench is going BLIND.
Feb 19th
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1 tag
My credit card statement came in the mail today. I hope it has anthrax in it so I die
Feb 19th
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how Netflix ruined my life: a memoir
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 14th
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I can’t shit under these conditions. So I got up and didn’t poop today. I’m such a drama queen. Syria? whatever.
Feb 14th
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PubMed has some interesting papers on HIV. I also came across this: Multivariate analyses revealed that a drive for muscularity was associated with age, disordered eating, depression, sexual risk and internalised homonegativity. HOMONEGATIVITY. “A condom in every jail cell” was also another great title.
Feb 14th
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Feb 10th
It appears my sincerity is most insincere
Feb 9th
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Me: Can I photoshop a Jigglypuff over your face?
Feb 6th
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I have to give a presentation about sex addiction, and I’m pretty sure my first slides will be Tiger Wood’s text messages: Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM :Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM :You are my fucking whore Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM:Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i...
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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Like any real American I’m just trying to pull myself up from my bootstraps booty shorts.
Feb 5th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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virology lecture
Rachel: It's like someone made these viral proteins
Me: like Jesus came and personally blessed HIV
Rachel: No...
Me: well that's where this conversation was headed.
We don't sit next to each other anymore.
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
20 posts
Jan 30th
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Spring 2012
My last semester of undergrad: Endocrinology (waitlisted), Virology, Immunology, Biology Seminar, Creative writing, and Human sexuality
Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
Jan 28th
My new years resolution should have been to develop an eating disorder.
Jan 27th
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being a fake catholic is so hard guys
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
6 notes
Unfortunately, you can’t auto-correct stupidity.
Jan 24th
Unlike Sherlock, there is no mystery that Piers Morgan is a piece of shit. You can have him back, but we’ll keep Sherlock.
Jan 23rd
1 tag
Couple: We're both Virgo's that's why we get along so well.
Me: Oh, so you're both retarded.
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
3 notes
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wait, you mean like eat in public? No thanks.
Jan 15th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
I need to sign up for a swim class next semester because I refuse to do any land based exercises. The water will carry me to my goals and  ~*dreams*~
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
Jan 9th
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I’m pretty sure the only reason I go to bed is to prevent myself from eating everything in my fridge.
Jan 8th
Jan 3rd
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December 2011
28 posts
The most obnoxious show of 2011 ever continues to be Million Dollar Matchmaker.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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